January Competition

[tomtit]

'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth!'

 

I can't help you, you need to see a psychiatrist. .

 

'I know, . .I was on my way there but I saw your light on! '

[richard.cox13]

I did promise no more BUT...

Rose are Red
Apples are Fruity
Check your Lasagne
It might be Black Beauty

[Bone]

I hope this months competition bought a few smiles.

Congratulations to the winner Richard Cox




HE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench
rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only
£1,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?" ;

WOMAN: "£95,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found
out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
£980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They'll probably
Take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want it."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?