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We have been kindly been donated 2 entry tickets by Shaun Smith organizer of March.Stafford Spring Show

January being the most depressive month of the year I thought we would try and cheer the place up with a joke competition.

The competition Starts 14/1/13 and ends 21/2/13

The winner will be contacted at the end of the competition where I will need a postal address.

Please show your support by joining in and we will continue these competitions with more great prizes.

Rules are pinned above.

Competition 4.

Joke competition 5 posts per member Admin can enter but CANNOT win the prize.

Jokes must be clean remember children read this forum.

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Paddy and Murphy lost in the desert during the gulf war and being chased by Iraqis. Been lost for weeks when paddy looks to the horizon and sees a mirage of a bush with bacon hanging from it. Murphy says keep down I think it's a hambush.

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whats green and red and spins 50mph............................................................kermit in a blender

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with the bad weather sweeping the country,the goverment has released the following warning......dont eat the yellow snow...

 

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o no this could really drop me in it . 2 nuns , no better not . my kids are really taking the mick out off my alzheimers . wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on christmass morning and find no eggs under the bonfire .

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How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Saw some bloke driving round on a tractor yesterday shouting "We're doomed, we're doomed, it's the end of the world ! !"

It was Farmer Geddon.

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